From Manly-Man's Wife in Minnesota, we have this fishy tale...
So, last weekend my husband went to an ice fishing contest. Of course, I knew that meant he'd have a few beers, and I'd be annoying when he got home, because he's annoying when he drinks too much.
So later that night he walks in the door, standing there slightly wobbly staring at everyone. So, we all (my adult son, his daughter, and my other two grandkids) look at him wondering what could possibly be wrong.
Suddenly, he takes his arm from around his back and slowly and very unsteadily moves his outstretched hand from one end of the room to the other.
"Clear off the mantel," he yells. "Papa won a trophy, and it belongs on the mantel." With that, he moves to stand in front of every one of us, holding his shiny blue trophy in front of each face.
Well, I burst out laughing, more because he was having a hard time standing up, let alone with his arm outstretched with a trophy waving from it. So I start clapping, the kids start clapping and we add some hoots and hollers.
Then he walks over to the mantel, sets his trophy next to my candleholders and looks at me.
"Can you see it okay?" wobble, wobble.
"Yes, I can see it." I roll my eyes.
"Elyzabeth, how about you. Can you see it? I want everyone to be able to see it."
"Yes, papa, I can see it too." Eye rolling from the 8 year old.
Well, the little ones (ages 4 & 5) start jumping around hooting and hollering about the trophy and they want to play with it, of course.
So, for the rest of the night we get to hear, numerous times, the story of how a little 10 inch crappie won Papa first place in an ice fishing contest.
Were we glad when he finally fell asleep!
Well, after everyone left the next day my husband comes in and says, "Did Elyzabeth take another look at the trophy before she left? I don't want her to forget about it."
Well, I'd thought for sure he'd forgotten all about the night before with all the beer he had had. So I said, "Well, what we can do is take a picture of it. And you can write on it, "Elyzabeth, I just wanted to send this picture of my trophy so you and your brother don't forget what it looks like."
Well, we haven't had a chance to do that this last week. But I think we'll have an envelope in the mail on Monday, because sometimes, my hubby can be very, very funny! Even if he's annoying while he's doing it!
If you have a funny husband moment story to share, please submit it to kelly@kellymcdowell.com!
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Does he know about this secret blog you have? I have been tempted to set one up on occasion about my hubby, but I bet he'd find it and then I'd be in BIG trouble.
ReplyDeleteYes! In fact, he reads it every day - often comments, "Hey, that happened to me!" LOL - he's got a great sense of humor. If you do want to send a story, that's fine 'cause you remain anonymous!
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